Paris 2007
On the Thursday, I arrived in Paris and made my way to the hotel. It was just down the road from the stadium which was very handy. I had planned to go into the city centre to see Paris by night but I was so tired I went straight to bed.
I was up bright and early on the Friday, determined to spend a full day sight-seeing. I have been to Paris before but it was years ago. I had breakfast and made my way into the city centre. I decided to do an open top bus tour. I thought I’d go all the way round, taking photos of all the sights, then get off where I wanted. Unfortunately, the weather wasn’t on my side. About halfway round, the heavens opened and it poured with rain. All the sensible people went downstairs in the dry but I was determined I would see everything. So there I was, by myself sat huddled under an umbrella in the pouring rain, laughing my head off at my own stupidity!
I managed to stick it out for a whole circuit. The second time round I decided to get off and go somewhere dry so I had a look round Notre-Dame. After that, the weather had improved slightly so I went on a boat trip on the Seine. Then I decided to go up the Eiffell Tower. The queues were HUGE! I eventually got up there and the views were spectacular. After that I decided I’d seen enough for one day so I headed back to my hotel. After a while I decided to wander round and find a place to eat. I then had the problem of trying to translate the menu. I must have looked very silly sat there studying the menu with my French phrase book in hand! But I managed it ok, and had a lovely meal before heading back to the hotel for some rest before the main event the following day.
When I woke up in Paris the next day, the sun was shining brightly, a complete contrast to the day before. I had breakfast and hung around the hotel for a bit.
Around Midday, I headed to the venue. I walked around it for a bit before finding the queue for the standing area, which was already quite long. I sat down there, by myself, in the blazing sunshine. I had been there no more than 5 minutes when I started to ask myself do I really want to sit here like this all day? I knew all my friends would be meeting in the pub at 5 so I decided I’d have a wander around for a bit and then go and join them. I left my place in the queue and wandered around to the other side of the venue. I found a little park area so I went in there and sat on one of the benches, just killing time really. While I was wandering I looked down one of the streets which was blocked off by security. It was where all the lorries that had carried all the stage show were parked. I couldn’t believe how many there were! I couldn’t see them all but what I could see was lorries double parked all the way down this road which led along a whole side of the stadium.
At 5, I headed off to the pub and met up with my friends and had a couple of drinks. That was so much more fun than sitting in a queue by myself. After a while we all headed off to the stadium. We all kind of went our separate ways. Helen and I stuck together. We decided, since there was no way we’d make it into the circle at the front, we’d just have a few beers and watch the show from the back of the stadium.
After the support bands finished, we decided we’d go a little bit further forward as we couldn’t actually see very much from the back. After a few minutes this changed to lets see how far forward we can get. We couldn’t actually get very far.
The show itself was fantastic. The atmosphere in the crowd was amazing. But the show was spoiled by the fact I couldn’t actually see very much and I could hardly hear because the crowd around us were singing so loudly! I kind of thought at that point maybe I should have stayed in the queue.
After the show I headed back to the hotel and went straight to bed thinking I’d get up early and do some more sightseeing.
The following day I woke up and could hardly open my eyes. I just felt so drained. So I had a lie in. At around midday I thought I ought to make the most of being in Paris. I got up and went into the city again. I had a little wander around Champs Elysees. As I had very little energy, I sat in a park area for a while, writing in my diary. It did start to rain at one point so I was sat there, by myself, with my umbrella up, scribbling away in my notebook!
Then I decided I was hungry so I started to look for somewhere to eat. Everywhere I looked at was either too expensive or I couldn’t understand a thing on the menu or, more often than not, both. The further along I went the more annoyed I was getting. The combination of being hungry and tired was taking its toll. Then, as I was walking along this random guy walked alongside me and he was looking at me. I gave him a look which would have quite blatantly said go away (I’m good at those!) then he spoke to me in French. I gave him another look and walked a bit faster. Then he spoke in Italian. I tried to ignore him again. Then he said in English ‘Oh you don’t understand me. You’re beautiful’ I pretended I still didn’t understand and stopped at a little stall, pretending to look at some postcards. But this guy just would not leave me alone. He stopped too! So in the end I told him very plainly and very clearly, using an F word that is internationally known to go away. I then walked away and, to my relief, he didn’t follow.
That incident spooked me a bit and I decided I didn’t want to hang around there any longer. So I decided I’d go to the hard Rock Cafe to eat. I knew I’d understand their menu ok! So I checked my stalker was nowhere to be seen and got on the metro. If I was in a bad mood before, it was 10 times worse by now. I finally got to the Hard rock Cafe. I was greeted and seated. I sat there with my menu and decided what I would have. I then waited for someone to take my order. I waited. Then I waited some more. No sign. Other people arrived after me and had their orders taken, yet they were walking straight past me. So I decided after 20 minutes that they obviously didn’t want my custom, so I left in a huff. By now, I was ready to kill someone. I had a little temper cry and went back to the tube station. I was just looking at the tube map on the wall when another guy came up to me and said something to me and touched my arm. He got a death look and I marched away before hit him.
Then, I chose the wrong seat at the platform. I ended up sat next to the local wino who also attempted a conversation with me. I couldn’t even be bothered to give him a death stare so I just ignored him, willing my train to hurry up and get me out of there. It was obviously national Nut job day in Paris and I wanted out.
I got back to my hotel and had a good cry. Actually it had got to the point where I wasn’t sure whether to laugh or cry so I did a bit of both. I was still hungry so I ventured out into the surrounding area in search of food. But it seemed that particular area in Paris took the pavements in on Sundays. Nothing was open. After a while I found a place, not far from the stadium where I’d seen Muse the night before. The menu was in English and French, the prices were reasonable, the staff were friendly and the food was delicious. See, it all worked out in the end!
After that I went back to the hotel and to bed and flew home the next day. So, although I’d had a bad day Sunday, I loved Paris. I’d definitely go back there.